My fellow Malaysians...

My fellow Malaysians...
Mind Your Language. Please.

Thursday 26 April 2007

Vacancies Here (So-so English Can Oso Lorr)



For this job, you must ENABLE yourself to work overtime. This IT store owner probably has seen one too many ENABLE menus on the computer!

By the way, a VACANY is a derivative of VACANCY; the "C" is omitted as a mark of respect to the intelligence of humans. I'm sure you have received the email that points out that one can omit certain alphabets in a word and humans can still read the word.

Apart from that, it saves ink, and to conserve is to save. Good economics.

But if I were you, I'd go for this opportunity on the right.

A VANCANCY means part of the job will require you to conduct sales from a van; that to me is a great benefit as it means you get to get out of the office at times.

This employer also has a salary rise built-in into the contract; you start at RM900 monthly, but that rises by RM100 in three months! You also get RM130 monthly meal allowance, which is a whole lot higher than my previous employer's budget!

But the penalty for what is termed as SUDDEN ABSENT is quite stiff, so make sure you plan your leave, and inform your relatives and kin to try and live a healthy life. It would help too if your relatives falls sick or worse only on your day off. RM50 is a bout a week's gasoline on a 660cc Kancil.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi,

If me tat time, bila i came across with this advertisment dun get any job. I will call the company cepat-cepat and i will ayat the boss to hired me for this post.

Keje taklah susah sangat. Dah nama pun VANCANCY...Keja tak pening-pening kepala. I do agree with your bro...get out of the office most of the times. Elaun makan pun ada bagi ma. Boleh jimat ma...kalau company yg baru je nak start operasi..jangankan nak bagi elaun makan..nak bagi even satu allowance pun berkira .Boss company ni kira very generous ..3 bulan keje dah naik gaji RM 100. (
Time ni mula le nak berkira-kira nak tukar handphone yg canggih sikit ) But the last condititon tu buat i boleh jatuh pengsan...tak datang sehari RM 50 BEB. Kena potong gaji....kalau 5 hari ponteng..gaji dah berapa je bakinya.

Moral of the story...yang dah keje tu..keje le elok-elok, Jangan asyik curi tulang je. Yang tengah cari keje tu..jangan memilih keje sangat. Takkan nak tanam buah anggur tu lama-lama..he he he.

Regards